31. She looks so pure and innocent, who'd have thought she was just another hollywood attention whore. And Tom Cruise... wow, didn't anyone tell him to shower before his wedding? He looks downright greasy.... JUST FRIGGIN' GROSS!

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Ana

32. Thank you Sandy, you hit the nail right on the head. But, this is TMZ and 99% of the comments about anything are hateful and negative. These haters post here everyday and spew their venom. They are a pathetic bunch of losers and I only read the comments for a laugh.

Posted at 7:41PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Timmy

33. OMG!!! Can these two have their marriage spotlight, another baby and their battled divorce over for now so we don't have to see hhese two sicentology freaks anymore?????

Posted at 7:44PM on Nov 19th 2006 by natalia

34. Dear Sandy:

I bet you are quite a fan.

Movie stars need fans like you to support them, watch their movies and make them rich

Toms fanbase is dwindling ever since he became unedited......sad that ppl cant like what his sister considers the real TOM

If the world had known this TOm years back he would not have the money to put up this sham and would not be in scientology.

So sorry to have to disagree with you but TOM and KATE need us to watch their movies to help them keep their jobs. Hence the Publcity campiagn over the last few months

However I sincerely hope that y'all boycot the sceintology movies, even if Meryl streep happens to be in it.,.,including all UA projects......

Its your money , make a smart descision to keep it out of the hands of scientologists.

Rock ON Wise one!!!

Posted at 7:48PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Miapocca

35. Wedding Picture looks wierd hmmmh,,,,,,,mm

Tom is 5'7 (claims to be, he might be shorter)
Katie is 5'8
Niciole is 5'10
Mimi Rogers 5'81/2
And the one who didnt make it to the ALtar....
Penelope Cruz 5'6..She should have know he would not marry BENEATH him. Would have saved her 3 years of her life.

Posted at 8:01PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Miapocca

36. The TomKat wedding is like a bad car wreck on the highway.
You don't want to look but you just can't turn away.

Posted at 8:27PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Prnzez

37. oprah is a voodoo bitch..yikes...scarey ain't she

Posted at 8:35PM on Nov 19th 2006 by doodoo

38. they look nice... but i didnt think i was the only one to see that mini bangs thing.. hmm why she do that? lol

Posted at 8:55PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Samantha

39. Tom and Katie are wonderful theatens. One day they will take over the world with the mind control techniques taught by the Almighty High failure of a science fiction writer Hubbard. They paid alot of money to be a OTXII . They will be the ones.

So you better start writing only positive things aobut them or one day you may have to encure thier wrath, and possibly be blown up with hydrogen bombs while tied to a volcano.

Scientologist #12398704

Posted at 9:05PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Scientologist #12398704

40. Scientology is an aggressive cult.

Posted at 9:08PM on Nov 19th 2006 by A person

41. Scientologist #12398704

ARE YOU SERIOUS...you are making me laugh so hard I want to pee hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa

LOL

So this was like the Scientlogy Royal wedding or what????

I thought the whole LRH frozen sperm was bullsh*t, but now I wont put it past y'all

LOL ...I need to go ..............hahahahah

Posted at 9:14PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Miapocca

42. People should really educate themselves on Scientology before they call Tom and the Scientologists good people.

Posted at 9:16PM on Nov 19th 2006 by another person

43. Apparently Will and Jda are also flirting with scientology...what I really need is a lis tof all these psychos so I dont spend my money on any of their ventures
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Cruise’s spokesman Arnold Robinson told The Scoop: “Cruise hasn’t been reluctant at all. He and Katie will be making a decision about when to release the photographs of Suri shortly.”

Only the couple’s closest family members and a handful of celebrities have been introduced to Suri.

‘Matrix’ actress Jada Pinkett Smith - who is a member of the Church of Scientology like Tom - recently revealed she has visited “gorgeous” Suri twice and says she takes after her Hollywood star dad.

‘Kings of Queens’ actress Leah Remini - another Scientologist - also said she had seen the “beautiful” tot and described Tom and his fiancee Katie as “great parents”.

Posted at 9:18PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Miapocca

44. TOM CRUISE WEARS SHOELIFTS!!!!!!

Actor and Ex-Scientologist extraordinare is facing his most impossible mission yet: how to stop his debilitating disease from making him shorter than he already is!!!!!!


Tom Cruise--or, as his friends used to call him, Mr. Nicole Kidman--has been hiding a horrible, rare disease for years, says Celebrity Cola's inside source, Dave Dpjs.
The disease works like this, says Dave--who works intimately with Tommy Cruise's doctor, Millard Leinquist--"Tom Cruise was six-foot-three at the age of 18-years,( YEAH RIGHT) but he's been growing progressively shorter every year. It's horrible. Nobody knows how to stop it. The only thing Doctor Leinquist can figure out is how to slow the disease down. That and how to yell at me in seven different languages that I'm a sorry son-of-bitch and I need to make him some goddamn coffee when he comes in in the morning."

Researching Dave's outrageous claims, we came across a story in the New York Times, where it was reported that "A 6'2" Anthony Edwards admitted on latenight television that he was urged to wear flat shoes while filming 'Top Gun' so he wouldn't upstage a very highly unlikely 5'9" Tom Cruise, who was also wearing shoelifts."

This quote from the NY Times, referring to an incident that took place in the 1980's, seems strange when compared to a USA Today excerpt referring to an incident in the '90's: "While filming 'An Interview with a Vampire,' a 6'1'' Brad Pitt was forced to stand in a trench anytime he was together on the set with Tom Cruise, who, despite wearing shoelifts, was only 5'5''."

When questioned about all this, Tommy Cruise's publicist stated, "I think it's a shame that everyone keeps accusing Tom of having some sort of 'shrinking disease.' I know for a fact that Tom is not an inch under 6 feet."

Mr. Cruise's weasely Scientologist lawyer went on to say, "Tom never has been and never will be a wearer of shoe lifts. I know for a fact he is a solid 5'10''. This is all obviously a plot of evil aliens, whom I plan to sue into the ground and then piss on with the sacred piss of John Travolta-Almighty. And then shalt the fiery hand of the science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard cometh down from the skies and raise poor Tommy to his proper height!!!!!"

Not to be ignored by the press, Nicole Kidman's publicist commented: "So what if he's only 4'1'' now? Sometimes he doesn't WANT to be seen by the public, and then all he has to do is hide under Mrs. Kidman's skirt and hold onto one of her long, Amazonian legs. She'll let him stay there all night if he does that thing with his tongue he does so well. Not that I'd know about that. All I'm saying is he spent three hours standing under her dress at the last Oscar party, and I happen to know he was quite relieved to do it, what with being embarrassed over never having won an Oscar and all. Plus Jerry Bruckheimer was looking for him, and we all know about the sodomy that went on during the sets of 'Top Gun' and 'Days of Thunder', and now that Tommy has turned straight, God knows he doesn't want to go through that with Jerry again. Still, they were quite the couple back in the day: big studio exec Jerry and his little lover Tom, the midget boy-wonder."

Dr. Leinquist estimates that by next year Tom Cruise will only be four-feet and six-inches tall.

"I don't think he's worried, he'll just have to look for new sorts of roles," said a jolly Samuel L. Jackson, who's set to co-star with Tom in next year's summer flag-pole action-adventure remake, "Land of the Giants!"

Jackson will play an 81-foot giant, and Cruise will star as the miniscule man who must save the world.

If only Stanley Kubrick was alive today, he could have made his dream project: 'Eyes Wide Shut Two: Midget Boogaloo.'

Posted at 9:27PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Miapocca

45. You losers in here spend all your time attacking the Tom and Tomkat posts with hateful messages, the sh*t you say defines you people's values and it seems you lack many! You haters are total losers who won't admit you are obsessed with them!Tomkat posts always have the most comments! Freaks!

As for Tom and Katie, I wish them happiness and I hope that they have a wonderful honeymoon and happy lives together, because they deserve it!

You sh*t heads in here need to get laid because you got all this tension that needs to be released and you take it out on celebrities like Tom Cruise, why not go bash Paris Hilton she's the nastiest most superficial heiress on the face of the earth according to Tina Fey!

Posted at 9:36PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Kalista Brat