Rosie to Brit: Ditch "Idiots," Come Live With Me!

Today on "The View," Rosie invited Britney Spears to live with her, her wife Kelly, and their kids, and begged Britney to forsake what she called her new "idiot" BFFs -- Hilton and Lohan.

O'Donnell really, really wants to snatch Brit from the clutches of her panty-shunning pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and provide basic instruction to the Britster on how to wear underwear again.

She told Elisabeth, Joy and Barbara that her feelings for Britney were "purely maternal," and that she didn't worry about Britney corrupting her own kids -- a concern that Joy sensibly raised. Rosie also appealed to Victoria's Secret to provide an unlimited supply of underwear to the Taco Belles, so that we -- and the rest of the viewing public -- don't have to be subjected to their "ying-yang," as Rosie called it.

Barbara, austere as ever, asked only the eternal question, "Why?"



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16. Leave it to that big bull dyke to always stick her face into places it doesn't belong...can anybody find the "off" switch on that bitch?

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Live with whom?

17. Just when you thought Britney couldn't sink any lower than K-Fed. Ooops, she did it again. Poor thing.

Posted at 1:30PM on Nov 29th 2006 by I wonder

18. LMAO! Rosie is a pest but this was funny! Those two idiots! LOL!

Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Whatever

19. Britney, Britney, Britney....I guess you proved everyone wrong AGAIN!! WTG. And here we thought, you saw the light. That's a way to show those courts what a responsible & mature parent you are. In your desperate attempt to make loser K-Fed jealous, you are making a complete fool of yourself!! Lose Paris & that idiot Lindsay!! Paris is just in it for the publicity and of course....she wants KEVIN!! We all know her history & how she just loves everyones EXES!! Get a clue Brit! AND wth happend to your makeup artist & stylist? Did you fire them too....cause you are looking awful these days. That white trash look is sooooooo out!!!!!

Posted at 1:28PM on Nov 29th 2006 by OMG

20. You really know you are in deep trouble when rosie balls want to give you advice.

Posted at 1:35PM on Nov 29th 2006 by drc**ks

21. ROSIE...DOWN GIRL...STAY IN YOUR OWN ROOM AND LEAVE THE OTHER GIRLS ALONE...GO BARK AT THE NRA OR SOMETHING!

Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 29th 2006 by OH YEAH

22. Hey Ya'all she's just country!
FYI City Folk: Letting your cooter hang out is just a way of relaxin' & saying 'Hi' to the fans. Plus when you don't wear no panties? You can stash your eyeliner up and a pack of bubblicious up there! Neat, huh?

Posted at 4:58PM on Nov 29th 2006 by KFED Department Of Defense

23. I'm not a Rosie fan but that's not bad advice. Britney is throwing what may be left of her career down the toilet

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Shannon

24. Paris is a very sick person. She started having her naked cooch photographed then all of a sudden Lindsay and Britney start doing it. Even these three aren't THAT dumb that they don't know thier cooters are hanging out! Paris is jealous of these two that they are considered a pop star and an actress. Paris will never, ever be either one of them, just a media whore who made a lame porn tape. It kills her so she tears them down to make herself feel better. Rosie is right Britney better get the hell away while she can!

Posted at 1:19PM on Nov 29th 2006 by BoReD

25. maybe she's going through some sort of postpartum depression

Posted at 1:23PM on Nov 29th 2006 by lisainla

26. Rosie would love to munch the carpet (or lick britneys tile if shes shaven) but just thinking of sweet Britney with that dildo'd horse is too much to bear.SHUT UP NOW ROSIE your neither a mother or ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 29th 2006 by alfred

27. Sure Rosie's interested... now that Fed-Ex is telling everybody that Britney goes both way! I think Britney is doin' it with Paris Hilton, too!

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 29th 2006 by ...

28. Rosie has nothing but well wishes for the little trailer park trash we call Britney. If she loves her kids so much, why isnt her ass home taking care of them. Kevin nor her deserve the kids. They should be taken away from both of them. Britney is a slut just like Paris. Dont you wonder why they are all of a sudden best friends with no underwear?? Yeah, easy lay and see ya whores! If Britney thinks this is good publlicity for her she is an idiot!! Where is her Ma Ma and family?? They should be ashamed of her whore ass!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Vicki

29. and another thing ROSIE apologize to kelly alredy !! She was right ya heterophobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 29th 2006 by alfred

30. I'm assuming most of you are teens that have never been married. California Family Court is also referred to as a womans court. She has done NOTHING illegal in the past fews weeks that would cause her to lose custody of her kids.

However, I'm sure her parents, siblings and grandparents are mortified. Oh well, she pays their bills. All of her true fans will stick by her and think this will pass.
Britney has always been a talentless waste.

Where's Kim Kardashian been lately? Up on a shelf waiting to be used by Parisite.

Posted at 3:05PM on Nov 29th 2006 by BJ

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