1. OKAY...so I Hate the fact that him and Jessica S. are together..... he treats her worse then She treated Nick.... What does she see in him anyway... looks wise....

Posted at 11:37AM on Feb 15th 2007 by WTF

2. John Mayer does not look like Johnny Scissorhands, but Jessica Simpson does look like a blowup doll that used to get thrown around our dorm back in college. Our blowup doll came with a repair kit. I'm not sure that whatever Simpson's damage is repairable. Seriously, Jessica, you need to stop injecting your face with crap.

But Edward Scissorhands was one of my favorite flicks of all time. Did it win an Oscar? Hey, y'all should check out this Oscar game:

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Posted at 11:50AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Tabalicious

3. Actually he looks pretty hot in that picture. Better than usual.

Posted at 11:50AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Izzy

4. that is amazing! i thought he looked like someone, i just could'nt put my finger on it! (no pun intended)

Posted at 11:58AM on Feb 15th 2007 by michelish

5. You guys should rightly credit the Best Week Ever blog, which featured this exact comparison on MONDAY. Call me old-fashioned, but give credit where credit is due. Are we to believe you don't have enough material to come up with ideas of your own?

Posted at 12:02PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Mike

6. He is butt ugly... Nick was SO much hotter.

Posted at 12:03PM on Feb 15th 2007 by M2

7. He's def not a "wonderland"!

Posted at 12:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Me,Myself,& I

8. Ahahahahahaha. Good one!

Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Prnzez

9. Have to admit, that's damn funny.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by DirtyRottenGossip.com

10. what an insult to Ed sissior hands .mayer show be so lucky and look as hot as Ed. the longer her stays with jess the uglyer he becomes.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by kass

11. He's so creepy, ibey, jeeby.... and UGLY..... But, most dumb blonds marry ugly, creepy, ibey, jeeby guys - that way they don't fight for attention.
There's a long history of that! Look at all rockers and their beautiful dumb blonds! Seal & Heidi, The Rolling Stones, Mariyln Manson, Rod Stewart, etc....
All married to dumb blonds (who else can marry their "big head, plastic boobs fakies") - case in point.. Spike Lee Wife (bow-wow desperate)... she looks like a porn-star wannabe! YUK! May John & Jessica happiness. They deserve each other!

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Liz

12. John & Jessica would make pretty babies...I don't know what it is but ever since he started dating Jess he has became a hottie...I think he looks good in this picture...never noticed him before Jess came around...thats what a hot chic will do to ya...way to go John.

Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by ANGEE

13. i like edward scissor hands much more than john mayer LOL

Posted at 12:33PM on Feb 15th 2007 by lindsay

14. wow....way to copy perez

Posted at 12:34PM on Feb 15th 2007 by cherise

15. I never understood all the hoopla over Nick Lachey. He seemed nice enough, I suppose, but he looked like those guys who spend way too much time in the gym, to the point that their necks gradually start to disappear. John Mayer is much more my speed...great smile...great hair...great eyes. But let's be honest...he could look like a troll for all I care, and his clever, quick wit would win me over every time. Not sure what a smart guy like that is doing with Simpson, though. But surely he knows more about her than we do and has discerned some kind of merit in her that isn't necessarily visible to the public. If they're truly in love, more power to them.

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Pootdingle