Separated at Birth - Mayer Scissorhands

1. OKAY...so I Hate the fact that him and Jessica S. are together..... he treats her worse then She treated Nick.... What does she see in him anyway... looks wise....

Posted at 11:37AM on Feb 15th 2007 by WTF

2. He was kinda hot when he first came on the scene, but now...blah

Posted at 12:39PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Jo

3. John Mayer does not look like Johnny Scissorhands, but Jessica Simpson does look like a blowup doll that used to get thrown around our dorm back in college. Our blowup doll came with a repair kit. I'm not sure that whatever Simpson's damage is repairable. Seriously, Jessica, you need to stop injecting your face with crap.

But Edward Scissorhands was one of my favorite flicks of all time. Did it win an Oscar? Hey, y'all should check out this Oscar game:

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I'm going to win an iPod Shuffle just for making the write Academy Award pics!

Posted at 11:50AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Tabalicious

4. Actually he looks pretty hot in that picture. Better than usual.

Posted at 11:50AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Izzy

5. wow....way to copy perez

Posted at 12:34PM on Feb 15th 2007 by cherise

6. Dude, finally someone else saw the Edward Scissorhands resemblance! I was laughing myself into fits on Grammy night, and my roommates totally thought I was hallucinating.

Posted at 12:54PM on Feb 15th 2007 by blech

7. That is exactly what I thought when I saw that pic from the Grammy's!!! He looks awful.

Posted at 3:20PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Crystal

8. that is amazing! i thought he looked like someone, i just could'nt put my finger on it! (no pun intended)

Posted at 11:58AM on Feb 15th 2007 by michelish

9. He is butt ugly... Nick was SO much hotter.

Posted at 12:03PM on Feb 15th 2007 by M2

10. You guys should rightly credit the Best Week Ever blog, which featured this exact comparison on MONDAY. Call me old-fashioned, but give credit where credit is due. Are we to believe you don't have enough material to come up with ideas of your own?

Posted at 12:02PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Mike

11. He's def not a "wonderland"!

Posted at 12:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Me,Myself,& I

12. Ahahahahahaha. Good one!

Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Prnzez

13. Have to admit, that's damn funny.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by DirtyRottenGossip.com

14. what an insult to Ed sissior hands .mayer show be so lucky and look as hot as Ed. the longer her stays with jess the uglyer he becomes.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by kass

15. Except now that he's dating a ballbreaker like Jessica his name is Edward P***yhands.

Posted at 1:08PM on Feb 15th 2007 by John