Separated at Birth - Mayer Scissorhands

16. He's so creepy, ibey, jeeby.... and UGLY..... But, most dumb blonds marry ugly, creepy, ibey, jeeby guys - that way they don't fight for attention.
There's a long history of that! Look at all rockers and their beautiful dumb blonds! Seal & Heidi, The Rolling Stones, Mariyln Manson, Rod Stewart, etc....
All married to dumb blonds (who else can marry their "big head, plastic boobs fakies") - case in point.. Spike Lee Wife (bow-wow desperate)... she looks like a porn-star wannabe! YUK! May John & Jessica happiness. They deserve each other!

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Liz

17. i like edward scissor hands much more than john mayer LOL

Posted at 12:33PM on Feb 15th 2007 by lindsay

18. John & Jessica would make pretty babies...I don't know what it is but ever since he started dating Jess he has became a hottie...I think he looks good in this picture...never noticed him before Jess came around...thats what a hot chic will do to ya...way to go John.

Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by ANGEE

19. I saw a pic of him the other day, and I thought it was a very VERY UGLY picture of johnny depp util I saw the caption. So seing this today CRACKS ME UP.

Posted at 6:10PM on Feb 15th 2007 by will

20. I never understood all the hoopla over Nick Lachey. He seemed nice enough, I suppose, but he looked like those guys who spend way too much time in the gym, to the point that their necks gradually start to disappear. John Mayer is much more my speed...great smile...great hair...great eyes. But let's be honest...he could look like a troll for all I care, and his clever, quick wit would win me over every time. Not sure what a smart guy like that is doing with Simpson, though. But surely he knows more about her than we do and has discerned some kind of merit in her that isn't necessarily visible to the public. If they're truly in love, more power to them.

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Pootdingle

21. He looks like a bloated Marc Anthony! Don't get me started on those dark circles around his eyes.

Posted at 12:44PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Me,Myself,& I

22. Can't understand why people give this guy such a hard time? After all, he is talented, not looking to live of his girls fame and fortune and if he is good for and to Jessica Simpson...all the better. Nick may have been cute but he was and still is a dog...the DOG in capital letters. Men who love themselves too much never can be trusted to be faithful. Fact is he threw away the best thing that ever happened to his mediocre life.

Posted at 11:58AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Marie Noguerole

23. I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting for day's for someone to finally put up the 2 Pictures next to each other...She is going to ruin his career......

Posted at 7:48PM on Feb 15th 2007 by LOVE IT

24. I never understood why people thought he was good looking. He looks like a vagrant. If he were walking down the sidewalk I would probably cross the street. He looks like a creepy serial killer or something.

Posted at 12:58PM on Feb 15th 2007 by angelbunny17

25. They look like twins!!!!! HA HA!!!! Jess is starting to morp into John in many recent pics. Trying to change to be something your not will get old quick. You can only pretend for so long. Jess is into the hollywood scene. She looks average with brown hair go back to blonde!

Posted at 12:59PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Marcia Brady

26. Okay.. Well apparently none of you guys have seen Mayer rock out on guitar. He is incredable! (Next Eric Clapton). And that makes him soo.. HOT. I actually think Jessica dosnt deserve him. But with all that said I do see the resemblance. Kinda funny. But he is still great

Posted at 1:49PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Krystin

27. HAHA I STARTED THIS RESEMBELENCE!!!!
He's as awful looking as she is.
They would have RETARDED looking children.
half transvestite/half scissorhands...uhh
I do NOT want to see what their children would look like. ICK!

Posted at 1:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Marlyn

28. As much as I love John Mayer's music, I, personally, have never been attracted to his looks. This picture, in particular, is absolutely hideous. I'm genuinely confused over what Jessica Simpson sees in this guy in terms of appearance. It's a case of Beauty and the Beast to me. Even though things didn't work out between Nick and Jessica, I think it's pretty obvious that they at least were cuter Hollywood couple. John, please get a makeover.

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 15th 2007 by blueseaofdreams

29. TOO FUNNY!!! As we were watching his performance at the Grammy's, my 19 year old daughter commented that his hair totally made her think of Edward Scissorhands!!! ....and now YOUR comparison!!!! By the way, Edward Scissorhands IS much better looking!!!!

Posted at 1:11AM on Feb 16th 2007 by christy

30. you know whats funny is that i said he looked like edward scissorhands the other day and now its here lol so funny! =P

Posted at 1:58PM on Feb 15th 2007 by gg