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Dubya: Fashion Fascist!

Posted Jul 26th 2007 12:52PM by TMZ Staff

With 543 days left in office, George W. Bush has beefed up security at the White House so much, he's now enlisted the services of one of the most dreaded forces in the Western world -- the Fashion Police!
Pres. Bush
Despite approval ratings at record lows, the ongoing war in Iraq and a health care system in dire straits, Dubya has decided to take on the very serious issue of -- tour group attire! The terror alert has been raised to: Fanny Pack! Signs have reportedly been put up around White House entrances to remind visitors of the dress code: no jeans, sneakers, shorts, mini-skirts, t-shirts, tank tops, and most importantly, NO FLIP FLOPS! Paging the Northwestern women's lacrosse team!

With the new policy, the White House now has a more stringent dress code than the Vatican! Further proof that Bushie wants only conservatives in his White House. The Pontiff merely asks for covered shoulders, no shorts or skirts above the knee. Holy chic!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Full Throttle Fashion


Tags: George W. Bush, GeorgeW.Bush

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1. Bushwacked Again!

Posted at 1:57PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Personal best

2. Can someone please kill this guy.

Posted at 1:58PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Todd

3. WOW. i'm confused.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 26th 2007 by bonnie

4. Once upon a time, people used to have to dress for work in "business attire". What is wrong with that? People are too lazy today and expect the world to roll over for them. If you work in the White House, you should still wear business attire. I realize that working at TMZ is probably flip-flop, pantiless heaven, but there are people out there who do work in professionnal environments and should be expected to dress professionally.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 26th 2007 by one night in Paris, a lifetime of infection

5. He is such a douche bag!!

Posted at 2:01PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Keane

6. There are way too many issues to worry about, bush man

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 26th 2007 by bonnie

7. Someone needs to forward this to our government leaders. DO WE SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN WHAT PEOPLE WEAR? HAS THE MAN LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY.

$10 Billion a month on the war/New Orleans a disaster zone two years after a storm/gas at an all time high/a government that makes decisions based on their party name rather than what the country wants or needs, and all that's really important is Flip Flops and Jeans. Dear God!!! Our Government leaders are an embarrassment.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Allison

8. He's the Decider....Always making important decisions...He should have banned Ugg boots too!

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Heather

9. Once again the strange handiwork of the weirdest presidency since Buchanan's.

Long live The Bush Daisy Chain Of Command!!!!

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 26th 2007 by 911 survivor (sort of

10. Yo - #3 - Read it again....They're talking about tour groups - you know....people on vacation...not the people that work there.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Allison

11. These are for people touring the White House not the employees. For goodness sakes let folks wear what they want when touring and on vacation! It's rediculous. BTW.. we've got a war going on in case you forgot George.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Jenny

12. like the president actually writes these rules. like the NBA comiss decided what hotel the teams stay in. also note to secret service; see comment number 1!

Posted at 2:05PM on Jul 26th 2007 by true american

13. Someone needs to remind George the lesser that he doesn't own that house.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Daft his butt

14. I am by no means a Bush fan (who is), but do you seriously think that Bush himself made that decision? It was probably made by a White House administrator doing their job who has no input into the Iraq war or Katrina or any of the other serious that we are not dealing with appropriately. It is not appropriate to wear shorts, jeans or flip flops to work when you are working in the nation's capital.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 26th 2007 by one night in Paris, a lifetime of infection

15. TMZ is the coveted place where Lindsay Blowhan and Embarrass Hilton have more comments related to stories about them than the more serious issues like what's going on in Dubya.

hmmmmmm

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 26th 2007 by The_Shoparazzi

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