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Dubya: Fashion Fascist!

With 543 days left in office, George W. Bush has beefed up security at the White House so much, he's now enlisted the services of one of the most dreaded forces in the Western world -- the Fashion Police!
Pres. Bush
Despite approval ratings at record lows, the ongoing war in Iraq and a health care system in dire straits, Dubya has decided to take on the very serious issue of -- tour group attire! The terror alert has been raised to: Fanny Pack! Signs have reportedly been put up around White House entrances to remind visitors of the dress code: no jeans, sneakers, shorts, mini-skirts, t-shirts, tank tops, and most importantly, NO FLIP FLOPS! Paging the Northwestern women's lacrosse team!

With the new policy, the White House now has a more stringent dress code than the Vatican! Further proof that Bushie wants only conservatives in his White House. The Pontiff merely asks for covered shoulders, no shorts or skirts above the knee. Holy chic!

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106. Next up, new sign on the Statue of Liberty:
"Give me your tired, your poor, your oppressed - as long as they're well-dressed!"

Posted at 10:46PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Tom J

107. To 6. - "There are way too many issues to worry about, bush man"

Yup... and the bush-man created MOST of them!

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Wolfie

108. Hey Mary (105) - Whether you like it or not, and regardless if
you voted for Bush or not, if you're AMERICAN, Bush/Cheney/Rice/etc. is
YOUR administration too!

Posted at 11:58PM on Jul 26th 2007 by KT

109. KT.

Perhaps you think so....

An enormous percentage of us (patriotic Americans who are not warmongers) however disagree with you! We've been counting the days until Bush-Cheney-Rice walk out the doors of the White House for eternity! According to TMZ they have 435 days, yet, to really do something filled with "shock and awe" to destroy our beautiful country prior to a trusting (true) LEADERSHIP takes over the helm and the enormous mess they have created! It doesn't matter whether our next President is Republican or Democrat as long as the MOST QUALIFIED, moral, and ethical person wins the 2008 Presidential Election.

As an American, however, I have never acknowledged this administration as representing me nor my family!

Posted at 12:14AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Mary.

110. The President of the United States is a Moron and anyone who does not think his new act of censorship is not ridiculous is a Moron too. Some one made the comment about people who where mini skirts and flip flops are trailer trash. Hey guy!!! Open your eyes and look around, that is the style people are wearing now. Besides during the summer months, unless you are going to an air conditioned office, everyone in Washington DC are wearing flip flop, shorts, and mini skirts.

Posted at 6:15AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Sick and tired

111. That's too bad for you Mary. You sound like a very bitter and upset person. You also sound like Nancy Pelosi with the whole "ethical, moral, honest," thing...except she was referring to the dem takeover of Congress, and we've all witnessed how that's turned out: Complete trainwreck of endless investigations, subpoenas, symbolic votes, and not a whole h*ll of a lot more.

Sorry you don't like Bush, but at least you've been safe here on American soil since 9/11/01. Glad to hear informed people like you get your "countdown" clock from a gossip website...

P.S. I'm not a "warmonger" either...I'm just not naive about reality.

Posted at 1:32AM on Jul 27th 2007 by KT

112. So relieved that George and the rest of the Illuminatti are ensuring a DRESS CODE.
Rolls eyes.

Posted at 7:45AM on Jul 27th 2007 by LightBulb

113. Barbra and Jenna won't be able to go into the West Wing, then. Skirts too short.

Posted at 7:49AM on Jul 27th 2007 by LightBulb

114. Wow, this guy never ceases to amaze me! I thought his orgasm tax was insane! Hey idiot, quit getting soldiers killed in your unjustified war, and listen to the American people and just maybe people wouldn't be after you! Then again, maybe they would!

orgasm tax
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Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 27th 2007 by HDSU Dean

115. Hey Mary #108. You are so hateful, you and all the other Bush bashers. Makes me so glad I'm not a Democrat. I haven't been able to talk to one democrat who isn't hateful. It spreads from one to another. But then again, that is why you are all so weak, because you listen to ones like Pelosi, etc, and they drill this in your brain. Please tell me how this country is in such a horrible mess. The economy is not in a mess, (i know that is what the dems keep saying) but it is not. Please tell me how your life is so horribly affected by George Bush being president. You listen to too much liberal radio & to Mary, get a life and find the facts. Then maybe you wont' be so bitter.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 28th 2007 by Susan

116. Someone please remind this idiot that WE own that house he is temporarily residing in. And, in terms of security, wouldn't it make more sense to encourage people to wear LESS clothing while touring (less places to hide things). Is there someone at the White House who walks around with a tape, measuring the length of shorts and skirts? What a scewed up sense of priorities.

Posted at 12:11PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Jim Hatem

117. how do we know this is real?

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 27th 2007 by cleopatra

118. I haven't seen anything about this anywhere else. Although I wouldn't put it past Bush, but it seems a little far-fetched.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 27th 2007 by cleopatra

119. Okay - yes, there are bigger things to worry about, but c'mon... have we all forgotten what the White House is, and what it respresents? Even the most cynical among us know how to be properly attired for such visits. If you are THAT attached to your flip-flops and jeans, maybe you should do other things with your time...

Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Mimi

120. Eric, #90 - Thank you. Carol Mariane, #98 - Please explain to me what jeans and flip flops have to do with christianity. You are obviously as brainwashed as the other half of people here. Oh, and it's hilarious that my previous comment about Michael Moore's movie and the "health care system in dire straits" was erased. Thank you, censorship! Lovely. Anybody else notice how the numbers of the comments have changed since other comments about them were posted because suddenly the name matches up to a different number? It's because TMZ is censoring our comments, but they left comment #2 saying someone should kill Bush. Seriously? THAT'S okay, but calling Michael Moore brainwasher-extraordinaire got my comment kicked off? Lovely.

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 27th 2007 by K

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