The only thing more painfully sculpted than Madonna's arms are her cheeks.
The facially gaunt 50-year-old attended Kabbalah services in NYC on Wednesday.
Despite all her spirituality, Madge is so vein.
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Like a good Jewish mother and former shiksa, Madonna schlepped her youngest child, David, to shul for Rosh Hashanah on Tuesday. What a shayna punim!
Madge made sure her concert tour was off during the High Holidays. Hanging on crosses wouldn't be menschy on yontiff.
Are Kabbalah red string bracelets passé? Because Esther Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie stepped her lapsed Catholic self back inside a church in Rome recently. What's Rabbi Berg gonna say about this on Shabbas?
"Look Rocco and Lola, remember when Mommy was up on the cross like that man?"
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Here's Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry (left) at the Fashion Rocks concert in NYC this weekend -- and a little known pop star named Madonna (right).
One of them is 63-years-old.
We're just sayin'!
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Like a grandma, Madonna went through airport security in Berlin on Thursday ... wearing a bathrobe!
At 50, Madge may not be old for her age, just a little senile.
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A man once indicted for murder and a notorious celeb womanizer was arrested this morning on felony assault charges, along with the owner of Villa nightclub.
The ruckus started at Les Deux nightclub in West Hollywood, where Chris Paciello -- who has reportedly dated Madonna, Naomi Campbell, Jennifer Lopez and Niki Taylor -- was hanging out with Cuttino Mobley of the LA Clippers.
The victim allegedly exchanged words with Chris and Cuttino. We're told Paciello left Les Deux, went over to Villa, picked up Villa's owner Reza Roohi and, we're told, the two then went on a hunt for the alleged victim.
They found him at San Vicente and Sunset Blvd. We're told Paciello and Roohi allegedly beat up the victim, though the injuries are not life threatening.
A nearby gas station security camera apparently captured the incident and the video is in the custody of the Sheriff's Department.
Paciello and Roohi currently are being booked on felony assault charges.
Paciello, who is being booked under the name of Christian Luzwigsen, is currently on parole.
Ronald Richards, lawyer for Villa, released this statement: "Mr. Roohi had nothing to do with the dispute, he was merely there to keep the peace. The incident had nothing to do with the bar whatsoever."
UPDATE: TMZ has spoken with the alleged victim, Will Wright. He says Reza was driving and hit Will dead-on with the car. Will says his forehead hit the hood, causing a cut that needed 15 stitches. Once Will flew back and landed on the pavement, he says Paciello got out of the passenger side and gave him the beating.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna
Admit it, two things you never thought would happen -- Madonna turning 50, and her celebrating the cherished moment with husbore, Guy Ritchie.
Our spies were inside Madge's half-century soiree last night at Volstead, a private party nightclub in London's west end. They say about 90 people showed up for Madge's surprise party -- and she was actually surprised -- including her three kids (who came in through the back). Thousands of red roses were everywhere, her table had a caviar-filled crystal ball on it, and sushi, quail eggs, watermelon martinis and giant bottles of Krug Rose champagne were served.
At one point Guy stood up and gave a lovey-dovey speech about her. Madonna followed (refusing a mic because it was too impersonal), and spoke about how much she loved her loyal friends -- then went on a diatribe about Kabbalah that made people lose interest. Imagine that. The shin dig lasted until 3 AM.
The Material Marm turns 18,250 days old today, but it looks like she's been frozen in time.
The 50-year-old is officially a golden girl.
As he left Mark's in WeHo with Madge's former backup dancer Nikki Harris, Madonna's media ho of a bro, Christopher, says the Material Girl didn't ghostwrite a single word of his money-grubbing book. But even though the nasty tell-all is all his doing, the rumors unfortunately ain't hurting his bank account.
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Madonna has certainly looked like a ghost lately -- which could explain claims that she ghost-wrote parts of her brother's tell-all book!
Madge was allegedly in cahoots with her brother, Christopher Ciccone, who penned the book about his sister's crazy life -- and Madge went as far as writing parts of it, according to the NY Post.
There's no such things as bad press for Madonna -- who's been soaking up the attention from the perfectly timed A-Rod scandal too.
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With a face only A-Rod could love -- Madonna stepped out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC looking borderline human.
Madge's sunken face looks more geriatric than diva!
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Guy Ritchie and his legion of body guards were at Comic-Con on Thursday -- but not even they could keep him from being asked about the biggest drama released this year.
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Before A-Rod and Ritchie, there was Warren Beatty. Our guys asked Madonna's original Dick Tracy about the rumored affair.
Not surprisingly, Beatty's wife, Annette Bening, had nothing to add.
She probably wasn't invited, but Madonna still managed to infiltrate Alex Rodriguez's party last night.
The DJ showed his sense of humor by blasting the Material Girl's new song before A-Rod showed up.
Madonna made sure her eyes and ears were at A-Rod's party in NYC last night -- in the form of her best gal pal Ingrid Casares.
Interestingly, Ingrid is allegedly the reason why Madonna and former BFF Sandra Bernhard stopped being friends in '90s.
Madge knows you have to keep your friends close -- and the guy you are rumored to be shacking up with closer!
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